the results are in!

Bill Schneider, CNN Senior Political Analyst: This is big news for Dean. He hadn't won a single primary before this and his campaign was hanging by a piece of dental floss. This may just be the pick-up he needs. America has spoken, and they agree: Young Howard is a big, hot bowl of sex.

Bill Schneider, CNN Senior Political Analyst: Edwards did surprisingly worse than we initially projected. Seen by many as the "cute" candidate, his younger self managed only an average Hot or Not rating. I think it's safe to say that John Edwards is a candidate who, like a fine wine, only gets better with age.

Bill Schneider, CNN Senior Political Analyst: The folks here at CNN were antsy to see how John Kerry did before the miracle of Botox, and he didn't do half bad for someone who currently resembles Herman Munster. We're glad to see that today's Kerry at least knows what tweezers are.

Bill Schneider, CNN Senior Political Analyst: This is a major upset for Republicans everywhere. An awkward cokehead doesn't play well with the choosy folks at Hot or Not. If Bush can't beat the Democrats on issues or even on hotnesss, how does he expect to be reelected? I imagine a penis measuring contest wouldn't go much in his favor either.